Grumpy Mom Takes a Holiday

releasing april 9

WANT MORE JOY IN MOTHERHOOD?

THEN YOU NEED AN ESCAPE - NOT FROM MOTHERHOOD BUT FROM THE WORLD’S
DEFINITION OF IT.

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I’M A MELANCHOLY WITH MORE JOY THAN I THOUGHT POSSIBLE

Hi! I’m Valerie Woerner. Just your average mom who was spending way too much time frustrated with short naps, spilled milk and mundane days. I expected refreshment to come behind a locked bathroom door or on a beach somewhere but it started happening in my mind when I was able to identify twenty lies the world tells us about motherhood that were sabotaging my joy. The best part? Realizing those triggers is half the battle and requires way less striving than I though.

ARE YOU READY TO IDENTIFY THOSE SUBTLE LIES?

In Grumpy Mom Takes a Holiday, we’ll address the 20 misconceptions the world has about motherhood and see how it’s affecting us. Then we’ll find hope in the truth God tells us about motherhood to replace the lies all without leaving home.

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Grab our 10 page PDF you can tuck away in your closet or favorite meltdown spot. It includes the lie, the truth, the key verse and prayer for each of the 20 topics included in Grumpy Mom Takes a Holiday.

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Filled with grace, hope, and practical ways forward for every momma, Grumpy Mom Takes a Holiday is a necessary read for anyone struggling to find refreshment and abundance in the everyday moments of motherhood.

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CANDACE CAMERON BURE

Actress & New York Times bestselling author 

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Val has been discipling women, moms, and our generation ... for years—and this book just continues that good work... She’ll leave you encouraged and spurred on to embrace joy right where you’re at. 

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JESS CONNOLLY

Speaker; coauthor of Wild and Free and author of Dance Stand Run

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As you travel through these chapters with your new friend Val, you’ll definitely laugh. You’ll probably cry. But most of all, you’ll gain a godly determination to be the mom today you want your kids to remember tomorrow. 
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MICHELLE MYERS

Founder of she works HIS way and author of Famous in Heaven and at Home


RESOURCES

The Quiz

Identify your biggest trigger

Don’t have time to read the whole book right away? Discover what chapter could have the biggest impact on your home today!

The Fresh Start

GRAB GRUMPY MOM'S PEPPY SISTER

Val wrote another book just for you! Fresh Start for Moms is a 31-day devotional to help start each day fresh with these concepts.

The Group

HOST AN ACCOUNTABILITY GROUP

Help the content stick and take other moms with you on holiday with a simple monthly group format focused around 5 accountability questions. 

The Redeemer

START ENJOYING YOUR AFTERNOONS

Grab our 9-day email series of practical tips based on the fruit of the spirit to start gaining some quick wins in the hardest part of the day. 

The Video 

A 30-MINUTE TALK FOR YOUR GROUP

Want to share Grumpy Mom with a local group? Val created a video you can share with your Bible study, MOPs group, play date mommas or more!

The Insta-Encourager

RENEW THOUGHTS & GET SOCIAL

We're created an Insta-Stories template with questions to share that will set your heart on the right things and inspire your audience, too.


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